Alfred’s Disguise

[Intro]
Well, there seems to be a wild man just wandering around in all black… In all black. Repeat: all. black. His glasses appear to be fucked up

[Chorus]
Fell asleep on the west coast
Woke up in Sunrise
Always talk ‘bout my shades dog
Yea I rock tape on both sides
Never need a fuckin’ co-sign
Got my dogs out the coupe
Tear it down, raise the roof
Pray to God I go to heaven
Spit the flame verse next to Kevin
Remember they wouldn’t believe in him
Now all of the secrets I’m keepin’ ‘em
The MSFTS Kevin Smith
Go ahead and call me four-eyes
Auto-pilot when I drive by
No license, big surprise
In that all black, Alfreds Disguise

[Verse]
Slippin’, slippin’, ya slippin’ ya slippin’ ya slippin’
To be honest all you niggas trippin’
No idea what all ya niggas sippin’
And you walk around like a zero
Too bad you’re a fuckin’ weirdo
Alfred is a hero
Thought I made myself clear hoe
Take your best written verse, wait
Just to locate, the nearest trashcan
Put my mask on like I’m Batman
Man that shit is entertainin’
Damn, the game need savin’
And y’all just been patiently waitin’
For me to drop the fuckin album, swear that shit’s ‘gon be astoundin’
Lost my mind, couple years ago, swear to God, have you fuckin’ found it?
On everything I really do this
K.K.S. is my movement
Had to go and keep it fluid
Had to go and keep it real
Had to go and keep it trill
Had to go and say just what I feel
If you sat me down tryna switch it up, bet you that I wouldn’t sign the deal
“More consciousness!”
“Is you gay bro?”
Not gonna lie, low-key though
And they feelin’ him, can’t doubt him
Ima drop two albums
Fuck around (pull up)
When I wake up

[Chorus]
Fell asleep on the west coast
Woke up in sunrise
Always talk ‘bout my shades dog
Yea I rock tape on both sides
Never need a fuckin’ co-sign
Got my dogs out the coupe
Tear it down, raise the roof
Pray to God I go to heaven
Spit the flame verse next to Kevin
Remember they wouldn’t believe in him
Now all of the secrets I’m keepin’ ‘em
The MSFTS Kevin Smith
Go ahead and call me four-eyes
Auto-pilot when I drive by
No license, big surprise
In that all black, Alfreds Disguise

[Outro]
Well, there seems to be a wild man just wandering around in all black… In all black. Repeat: all. black. His glasses appear to be fucked up. No worries here, it appears to be superhero Alfred. He's here to save the day, breaking the boundaries of SoundCloud rap to change the game forever. Thank you, Alfred. Thank you, thank you, Alfred, thank you so much. So it would appear that the all black getup is Alfred's disguise. It appears to be some camouflage right now. It helps him get in the best positions and, points that he possibly can to observe everything that's going on to transpose and uh, ultimately, um, transcend it through music, which is awesome. So, thanks, Alfred, I really appreciate you, bro, peace

Hello, hello, hello, from Germany to you. Um you know, I once read that music has the power to put you in a place of meditation. And I found that yours really does that for me

A huge thank you to Alfred. Capital A. Keep up all the great work you're doing, bro, it's all gonna pay off

I started listening to your music since I was 15, so I found myself through it

My brother, thank you. Thank you for just existing. You deserve nothing but the best

Alfred: Hello?
Jaden Smith: Yo, Alfred
Alfred: Yo, what's good?
Jaden Smith: I'm here in Colombia but I thought that I would just check in with you, make sure the Batcave is good, make sure you're good. Make sure you're not having any problems
Alfred: I'm good
Jaden Smith: Just wanted to make sure you got all that stuff from Rite-Aid, that Neosporin. I picked up some kombucha for you, I emailed it to you
Alfred: Wait which email?
Jaden Smith: Yeah, yeah, yeah
Alfred: Wait, what email?
Jaden Smith: Alright, alright, alright, just wanna make sure you're good
Alfred: Nah I'm good
Jaden Smith: Glad you're good, glad you're good, missing you. See you in Atlanta
Alfred: Alright, peace