Alexander Hamilton vs. Luke Skywalker

[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
LUKE SKYWALKER
VS
ALEXANDER HAMILTON
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Alexander Hamilton]
How does a master, orphan, science-fiction samurai
Become the biggest sellout in a billion-dollar franchise?
Damn right, you're quite the high talker, Skywalker
But I'll beat you in the double, son, I am your founding father!
You used to be the coolest, saved the galaxy from trouble
But then you became a burnout, just like your aunt and uncle
Scattered in your tattered robes while I'm ranking in the high courts
Unless your goal's to bore me, what exactly do you fight for?
He comes to spit, although, of which I have dismissed, sir
He thinks that he's the shit and that he's hit with what he's dissed, sir
I know our families are both of our passions
But you just wanna' take your sister to the room where it happens!

[Verse 2: Luke Skywalker]
We both have big battles that brought us to our acclaim
But when it comes to duels you got that Stormtrooper aim!
Hamill's hamming on Hamilton; you couldn't hold a candlestick
Your wife already burned you for me- Alexander Anakin
This battle, man, I'm owning it! The force, man, I'm honing it!
When I took my shot, I've got the Death Star exploding;
It's quite hopeless prick, your only motivation's to be famous? Shit
I'll leave you whipped, like every single slave you shipped!

[Verse 3: Alexander Hamilton]
Go squeeze some breast milk, here's something to raise a glass for:
We both have music specials- wait, that's right, George trashed yours!
No amount of ticket sales could match my Tonys
Should be calling me Best Picture because you will never own me!
Yeah, I'm decking a jester, a mess your director had oughta' rewrite to correct
We're not equals, I'm the USA prequel, that's something that my fans will never forget
You're Disney's bitch; I'm the brains behind Moana
Got private shows with White House folks and features with Obama!
Your legacy became some losers living with their mamas
Spewing racist drama, giving child actors trauma

[Verse 4: Luke Skywalker]
You made the New York Shitpost on politics across the world?
You're the AP U.S. history version of Gossip Girl!
You still piss in a pot; I've got a space fleet saving planets
What could you possibly do to me? Raise my taxes?!
So let's wrap it up, your aims and plans are making zero progress
But no wonder, since you got lost following your political compass!
I mean, you let your son get killed, you made an enemy of Jefferson
You're picking fights on your own side and shittalking your president!
Your history's a hurricane, what I find most depressing is
This lawyer's legacy's confined to lift unlawful dresses
Scandals left your life in shambles; you died in a helpless state
I don't need the Force to make Washington turn in his grave!

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
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