Alexander Hamilton 2

[Verse 1]
Only smoked once or twice – Alexander dabbled in
Biggest booty in the world – Alexander damn he thicc
Where did Burr shoot Hamilton? In Alexander's abdomen
All these hateful comments, man, it's Alexander damaging
What's he do at Christmas time? Alexander carollin'
A relaxed nail month – Alexander anagram
Just became the brand new Pope – Alexander Vatican
Starbucks doesn't know his name – "Is there an Alan Hamlin?"
(Alexander Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton)
Cheated on his wife? Alexander Hamilton
Oh my god, he talks too much – Alexander ramblin'
Holy shit, the condom broke – Alexander has a kid
Has a really young face – Alexander baby chin
Yo, that's a pretty solid line – Alexander thank ya, Finn
Stealing everybody's memes? Alexander has me dead
Started singing for the kids, he Alexander panderin'
But what if he's a skeleton? Alexander has no skin
Alex, how'd you like your eggs? Alexander "Scramble 'em"

[Bridge]
My walk is wobbly
Cocky jaunt? Hell, it oughta be
I'm novel, you a novelty
Best Prez in the world – honor me

[Verse 2]
He's coming out as black – Alexander African
Didn't fire a single gun – Alexander Hacksaw Ridge
The sucky villain in Iron Man 3 – Alexander Mandarin
Is a 100 years old – Alexander saggy skin
Goes to see a therapist – Alexanger management
Turn into a camel, now he Alexander Camelton
He couldn't hold it in – Alexander flatulence
Is he really a mermaid? Alexander has a fin
Bought an Urban Dictionary – Alexander fam it's lit
California's legalized – Alexander cannabis
Worst movie of all time – Alexander Happening
Was a weirdo all through high school – Alexander had no friends
Watch got ruined at the beach – Alexander sand in it
Gonna get hella ripped – Alexander masculine
Likes a bear from that movie – Alexander Paddington
Tryna' make another song – Alexander ask your fans

[Outro]
Alexander Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton
Million things I haven't done
But kickin' ass ain't one of 'em