Alex Jones Will Eat Your Leftist Ass

[Chorus]
I will eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob
I'm ready, I will! I will eat your ass (I'll eat your ass)
I will eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob
I'm ready, I will eat you, I will eat your ass (I'll eat your ass)

[Verse 1]
My children aren't goin' hungry, I'll do it
I'll drink your blood
And I'm startin' to think about havin' to eat my neighbors
Do you think I like sizin' up? Gonna haul him up
By a chain, chop his ass up
Sizin' up? Gonna haul him up
By a chain, chop, chop, chop, chop

[Chorus]
I will eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob
I'm ready, I will! I will eat your ass (I'll eat your ass)
I will eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob
I'm ready, I will eat you, I will eat your ass (I'll eat your ass)

[Verse 2]
I'll barbecue yo ass flat
I will cook your ass up so fast and I'll tell 'em, "Well, I killed a cow out back, baby"
Do you think Christ would eat somebody? He would never do that, I will
I'm ready to hang them up and gut 'em and skin 'em and chop 'em up, and you know what? I'm ready

[Chorus]
I will eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob
I'm ready, I will! I will eat your ass (I'll eat your ass)
I will eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob
I'm ready, I will eat you, I will eat your ass (I'll eat your ass)
I will eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob
I'm ready, I will! I will eat your ass (I'll eat your ass)
I will eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob
I'm ready, I will eat you, I will eat your ass (I'll eat your ass)

[Outro]
That's what I want the globalists to know: I will eat your ass first
You're not — we're gonna dig you outta those bunkers, we're gonna dig you outta those holes
You make us eat up the — lemme tell you something right now