Albert Bridge

Rattlesnake milk
With two sugars in it
Pour in rat poison tea
Cock your little finger
Sip it till it's finished
Expire on the settee

Suicide!

Albert Bridge
With all the lights upon it
And two bricks round your legs
Swan dive into the air
Wind blowing through your hair
Next thing your hopping on dregs

Suicide!

Guy Fawkes night
And you're the dummy sitting
On the pile of old chairs
Oh light the taper mother
Hear the wet wood splitting
Smell those frazzling hairs

Suicide!