Aji mera ghanta

Rabbad ki zuban meri
Thuk se lipti hai
Dant 32-18+15
Math meri weak punch line par ye thik
Bookmark kaaro lyrics ctrl+shift P
Kehte mujhe mere bhai logg
Ate hain se tere bheje mein ye dialogue
10 mein pass par dimag mera loosy sa
Percentage badhti dikhti roj hi rogg
Baaton hi baaton mein failne lagga hai
Chalte chalte naam mera tehalne lagga hai
Maze mein meri kat rahi hai
Sabb ki hi fat rahi hai
Muhfaad bina ruke muh pe mukke pelne lagga hai
Muh hi muh pe andhadhund ghamashan sa
Mere jaisa likho jinhe lagta aasan sa
Hote hain khush sunke jo pyaar karte hain
Likhte jo khud muh banake bethe gd sa (aww.)
Baat mujhme ye kehti janta
(Kya kehti hai)
Na hoti toh muhfaad ye naam hi na banta
(Nahi banta bilkul nahi banta)
Baat mujhme ye kehti janta
Na hoti toh muhfaad ye naam hi na banta
Sau hai muh jo hazaar kare baatein
Kya padta faraak mujhe
Aji mera ghanta!
Aji mera ghanta!
Ek sach ne kasam se ye saare fake kar diye
Kaan ke niche jo chamand take kar diye
Jupiter leke ghumo Earth pe
Dekho baaton baaton mein hi maine
Do jahan ek kaar diye
Ghalti maani chalo haan main sharminda hoon
Maar gaya inko jabse hua main zinda hoon
Fly karun high par pehnu na diaper
Hag dunga upaar se, nadaan parinda hu
Huye khatam saare fk ab dene ko
Main kehne ko toh bohat kuch ke du
Par rehne do!
Dukhaya dil tha toh kuch toh kahunga hi
4-5 line jazbaaton mein hi behne do (fk you)
Burai peeth piche aage baane shakkar
Rakhe tu ho sake jitna muh ye dhaak kar
Kalakaar bhai jaise lade na lugaai
Jaise dono tony bhai mere kal ho ya Kakkar
Kala na milti kharach kar sikka
Sabb ke liye dil se ye bahar likha
Respect sabki baithe jo top pe ho
Raftaar, Badshah ya chahe Ikka
Kehne ki bat nahi ijjat hai dil se
Vo sabb hote khush mere sath vale kill se (kyon?)
Jinhe navaza kabhi pyaar se tha maine
Ab jaleel kar bhagaun inhe bhari mehfil se
Bhaterepan vali nukkad pe road ke
Chugli kaaro vahan bethe bate cd ke
Sahi kaha Muhfaad maharaj ne
Har chij ka ilaaj ko chhod ke
Baat mujhme ye kehti janta
(Kya kehti hai?)
Na hoti toh muhfaad ye naam hi na banta
(Nahi banta bilkul nahi banta)
Bat mujhme ye kehti janta
Na hoti toh muhfaad ye naam hi na banta
100 hai muh jo hazar kaare baatein
Kya padta faraak mujhe
Aji mera ghanta!
Aji mera...