AITA

[Verse 1]
AITA, am I the asshole?
When I hit it keep my shoes and my pants on
When I finish, I be sprinting out the back door
Seen her man on the couch, see you later bro
It's funny right across the street, I got another hoe
Sweet and juicy double D's like some cantaloupes
She wanna be my wifey, but we can't elope
This episode is not a series, it's a standalone

[Chorus]
Ooh, am I the asshole? Ooh (Ooh)
Ooh, am I the asshole? Ooh

[Verse 2]
Respectfully, only time I think about you when it's sexually
Not afraid to shoot blanks, I got a vasectomy
Oh, your name was Melanie? I thought it was Stephanie
Both of y'all look the same to me, respectfully
Say I'm good for nothing, you can never say I'm bluffing
Hit the stripper and blow the budget, hit the label, they refund it
Chase account, got seven digits
But it still don't make a difference
I can pay to numb the pain, but I cannot pay to fix it, no, no

[Chorus]
Ooh, am I the asshole? Ooh (Ooh)
Ooh, am I the asshole?
Ooh (Maybe I'm the asshole)
Ooh, am I the asshole?
Ooh (Maybe I'm the asshole)
Ooh, am I the asshole?
Ooh (Maybe I'm the asshole)

[Post-Chorus]
(Maybe I'm the asshole)
(Maybe I'm the asshole)

[Bridge]
Looking in the mirror, I don't know what I've become
I'm afraid I forget how to love
'Cause I would always be this young
Will they love me, will they hate me while I'm gone? (Gone)
Will they hate me when I'm gone? (Gone)

[Outro]
'Cause maybe I'm the asshole (Asshole, asshole)
Maybe I'm the asshole (Asshole, asshole)