Aisa Kuch Shot Nahi Hai (Remix)

[Intro]
37 Kya!

[Verse 1]
Aisa kuch shot nahi hai
Yaha shot hi shot hai
Table purra apna naam chote pot hi pot hai
Fokat public waha keechreli snot hi snot hai
Jitni item mai pataya sab hot hi hot hai
Udhar papa bole beta jaa pariksha mai dhyan de
But beta kya kar raha tha?
Partiksha ko rickshaw mai deraha tha siksha
Lekin aaj pratiksha kisi aur se le rahi hai siksha
Tu uske chakkar mai chala raha hai rickshaw
Par koi gum nahi, koi kaam chota nahi, mehnat kar lala
Aasmaan bhi rota nahi khushiyan barsaata
Hai tu kyu ghabrata hai? tu bhi barsenga
Ye duniya ke log beta milne tarsenga
Aisa kaam kar saamne wala aana chahiye beta apne daam par
Apun apne daam par
Kyunki allah hai raazi
Baazigar hai bhai tera jeetrela hai baazi
Aaj shauk hai nawabi
Hua fail baravi, par hua life mai pass
Jo chahiye mere paas
Kaafi chare hum ghaas
Tabhi bane itne khaas
Bantai hoga itihaas
India se aisa rapper sidha organic reach pe
Banaya kya fans? please don't teach me
Khud ka daur laaya
Nahi ghusa kiske beech mai
Naam lena soch samajh ke varna boht neech mai
De kheech ke!

[Chorus]
Aisa kuch shot nahi hai
Saare rappers mujhse bhaari?
Aisa kuch shot nahi hai
Meri zindigi dangi mai?
Aisa kuch shot nahi hai
Chote teri agli meri
Aisa kuch shot nahi hai

Har baat pe kahu mai
Aisa kuch shot nahi hai
Saare rappers mujhse bhaari?
Aisa kuch shot nahi hai
Meri zindigi dangi mai?
Aisa kuch shot nahi hai
Chote teri agli meri
Aisa kuch shot nahi hai

[Verse 2]
Haa!
Life badla area badla fir bhi 37
Nava building poch fir bhi poora naata heaven
Area antophill sabko maalum sector apna 7
Sab jaante hai, sab maante hai
And life apun jiirele
GTA 1 se kya bhai tera real hai
Koi bhi nahi near hai sab banrele fearer hai
Kaisa hai pehla khud ko toh dekh
Mai toh karta tha thek pe jam
Delhi tha mai mera thek ka naam
Public izzat nahi deti thi maam
Itna bada kardala hai mujhe mera kaam (dekhle)
Maalik toh rakh dil mai, logo ko salaam
Khud ko hai maloom tujhe beta kya hai tera daam
Toh saste mai kaam kaiko karne ka maam
Sirf 7 ghante neend aur 17 ghante kaam
Apan khatra banke maam
Khade rap scene mai
Ye purrane chawal log sochre kya scene hai?
Kya scene hai?

[Chorus]
Aisa kuch shot nahi hai
Saare rappers mujhse bhaari?
Aisa kuch shot nahi hai
Chote zindigi dangi mai?
Aisa kuch shot nahi hai
Chote teri agli meri
Aisa kuch shot nahi hai

Har baat pe kahu mai
Aisa kuch shot nahi hai
Saare rappers mujhse bhaari?
Aisa kuch shot nahi hai
Meri zindigi dangi mai?
Aisa kuch shot nahi hai
Chote teri agli meri
Aisa kuch shot nahi hai

[Verse 3]
Jeeta tha raste pe rough life (ek number)
Sadko pe apan bhi thug life (boht zyada)
Lekin akal aayi hustle kiya
Kisi ka na nakal kiya
Pehle se hogayela hai alag life sab nice
Jeb mai jab kharchi
Kya bolte bacchi?
Fadunga mai parchi
Hisaab mai reh
Apan zindigi se seekhele tu kitaab mai reh
Pitambar hai
Ghas ke peeta copper mai paani (sach mai)
Saath dena, saath dene, nahi chahiye meherbaani
Fatte majje chalu life mai
Mai jiirela jawani
Meri hasi pe mat jaa (haha)
Seedha khatam hai kahani
Rapper seekhrele mujhse haa bhai tera gyaani
Chal gyaan le!
Dusre ka chodd, khud pe dhyan de
Mann bola video mai bhaade pe khudse vimaan le
Paisa kama, gyaan de
Internet pe pateli, sab log ke rehte kharche ke waande

[Outro]
Aisa kuch shot nahi hai
Aisa kuch shot nahi hai
Aisa kuch shot nahi hai
Aisa-Aisa-Aisa kuch shot nahi hai