Ain’t We Got Fun?

[Verse 1: Elizabeth Gillies, Seth MacFarlane & Both]
Every morning, every evening, ain't we got fun?
Not much money, oh, but honey, ain't we got fun?
If wifey wishes to go to a play
Don't wash the dishes, just throw them away
In the winter, in the summer
Don't we have fun? Things are glummin', getting glummer
Still, we have fun
There's nothing surer, the rich get rich and the poor get children
In the meantime, in between time, ain't we got fun?

[Verse 2: Seth MacFarlane, Elizabeth Gillies & Both]
Dropped up on the lawn a poney
Now we got to eat baloney
Temper, ain't we got fun?
(Now hear this) I bought another Paris hat
What'd you have to pay for that?
Ah, ah, ain't we got fun? (I'm hysterical)
We've only started as momma and pop'
Are we downhearted?
I'd say we're not

[Verse 3: Elizabeth Gillies, Seth MacFarlane & Both]
Momma's coming here to stay, hey, where you going?
That-a way
We'll have some fun
I bought a Cadillac on credit
Now the sheriff's gonna get it
But, he'll have such fun
There's nothing surer
The rich get rich and the poor play bingo
The rich get brushed and the poor get brushed off
The rich like painting and the poor get tear-gassed
Though we don't have fancy nights out
In the parlor with the lights out
Ain't we got fun?