Ain’t Nothing Comin’

[Intro: DJ Yella & Arabian Prince]
Hey, you know those two girls I've been talking to?
Yeah, those cuties that live around the corner?
Man, dry, you hear me?
Bone, flat, dry
What?
That first one with the thick legs
Got me waiting five, six weeks, still dry
That little short one
Yeah
Been buying her things, ain't got nothing comin'
Hold up, here come that one right now

[Verse 1: MC JB & DJ Yella]
Ay, what's happening baby
Hey, and I ain't yo' baby, let me set you straight right now
I done told you time and time again, you have to wait
What you want me to do? Turn into a monk?
Look, I know it's hard, it's been since weeks, but you just have to sacrifice
See, you can't rush perfection, and of course, that's what I am
Wait a minute, who you think you arе? You ain't perfect
Look, look, look
Frankly, I just don't give a damn
Now first thing's first
Don't bе kissing all over my neck, getting all worked up, go home and take a cold shower
And another thing brother, you look like one of the distant cousins of The Simpsons
Who me?
So lookie here, get out my face, yo
'Cause you ain't got nothing comin'

[Bridge: DJ Yella & Arabian Prince]
Man, she just dissed you
Man, she ain't diss me
Alright
Not me
Matter fact, the other one's coming right now
I'm gonna show you how the kid does it

[Verse 2: Baby D & DJ Yella]
Ay, I love you baby
Wait, wait, wait, hold up
Don't even try to come at me like that, 'cause I'm not no skanless tramp that's gon' let you have your way
I ain't trying
We both know you like to buy me things, that's fine
Oh is that so?
But in return, you expect me to hop in bed and knock yo' socks off
That's right
This ain't no pay per view, you think I'm just a fly-by next express, 9.95 a package, next day air?
Nah, that ain't gon' work, jerk
Jerk?
So check this out, go on back to your rundown lil' shack, take these fake gold-plated chains with these bubblegum wannabe nike tennis shoes
'Cause you ain't got nothing comin'

[Bridge: DJ Yella & Arabian Prince]
Haha, wait-a-go romeo!
Yeah right man, what's up with that man? What's up with that? You know, them girls was just a little upset, that's all
But they see me with you, but that's okay, I can bounce back real quick
See that across the street?
Yeah
Do you see that?
Yeah I see that
I'ma show you how to walk over there, and give her a few of my lines
Show you how it's done
Lead it on!
This how you do it

[Verse 3: Sassy C & DJ Yella]
H-hey, hey, hey, hey
What's up miss pretty thang?
Huh, I know you didn't step to me with them weak lines
Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
But I thought-
Don't I know you from somewhere?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, you look familiar to me
Now my brotha, you know that's real old, older than them holey tied, raggedy lookin', 501's you wearin'
What?
And, get that ‘‘catch a girl line’’ book from hangin' out your would-be back pocket
I was gonna-
Oh, but an answer to your questions one, two, and three
No, you haven't seen me before
No, you don't know me
Yes, I look familiar, but so does Aunt Jemima to a bottle of syrup
To take your drag, drama, whatever back to that bus stop from which you came
'Cause you ain't got nothing comin'

[Bridge: DJ Yella & Arabian Prince]
Man, you got some bread? 'Cause you just got roasted!
Ha-ha man, it ain't like it sounds
You mean it sounds like it ain't, right?
No, it ain't like it sounds
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Hold, wait a minute, who side you on?
I'm not on yo' side
Why you ain't on my side? You on their side?
Ay man, you heard what they said about you?
Man, they ain't, believe me, I got full
Stride free
I bettin' a thousand, believe me
Mhm
You don't believe me?
Stride free
Check this out, break the music down
Let me tell you something

[Bridge: DJ Yella]
First of all, waiting six weeks? I wouldn't wait because, I was messin' with you friend, Suzie
You know? It was pretty good, gave it through
And uh, Baby D? The stuff I gave you, is what JB threw back at me, so uh, I had to make myself look good
And Sassy C, two times! I ain't got nothing coming? You ain't got nothing coming!

[Outro: DJ Yella]
Hit it Mike
See ya!