Ain’t No One Getting Laid

Blue eyes and great thighs
I wish i hadn't seen her
I'm not too f**king bright, but i gotta bright idea
She didn't say she likes me, but she ain't saying no
I'll be chasing my dick all night long "here we go."

I'm talking a whole lot, only thinking a little bit
I tell her that her car is nice when its a piece of shit
I don't remember much of the two hours that have passed
Except i talked a lot of bullshit and ain't gettin' any ass man

Might as well forget it
Might as well forget it
Might as well forget it
Ain't no one getting laid