Ain’t No Bitch

[Intro: The Platters]
My serenade begins in the night
Plays the strings of my heart

[Verse 1]
I'm sick of all these bitches, man, they fuckin' with my head
Instead I'd rather date a fly dime piece that's dead
I mean I know it sounds insane, but if you've seen what I've been through
You'd take another [?] wish that your bitch was dead too
Step into the club, you see these women looking fine
Just a matter of time before they fuck with your mind
They'll destroy you, take everything you got and fuck your lifе up
[?] when they try to go and wife 'еm
I know these chicks won't get a fuckin' penny from me
I won't buy 'em a drink, takes more than Henny to see
That you want me to wife you when I don't even like you
I just wanna empty my ball bag inside you
Never again will I buy her cars and rings
'Cause everyone knows they only good two things
Well, three if they take it in the butt, but that's about it
You think she's by your side and never lied? Please, I doubt it
She banged your whole crew just before you ate her box
And if you found out and clocked her, she'd just call the cops
And if y'all got kids together, she'd make it so you never see 'em
Keep 'em from you and feed their heads with lies and bullshit
I figured out a way to keep these women in check
They'll never fuck with you again and start giving respect
I mean, it violates some laws, but for real, it's no joke, yo
So when you get home, put that woman in a chokehold, 'cause

[Chorus]
Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch
'Cause dead bitches don't talk, dead bitches ain't shady
Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch
'Cause she won't lie, won't cheat, always act like a lady
Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch
'Cause dead bitches don't talk, dead bitches ain't shady
Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch
'Cause she won't lie, won't cheat, always act like a lady

[Verse 2]
When you got that special lady that's just newly deceased
Y'all can just chill in peace, ain't no drama from police
She won't bitch, won't nag, won't say she's on the rag
No "Where you goin'? Who you with, and what time you comin' back?"
Come and go when you want, live it up, have a party
She just waiting at home with that sexy dead body
No blowing up your spot, calling your cell nonstop
You can slap that bitch silly, man, she'll never call the cops
Y'all can snuggle, y'all can cuddle, y'all can hug and just kiss
Once you kill 'em you gon' see all the fun that you missed
It's all the things that you love without the pain and drama
I wouldn't recommend this though if that's your baby mama
(Why?) 'Cause then junior be askin' why mommy's always sleepin'
Still better than takin' him on dates while she's cheatin'
Either way, one of y'all is gonna fuck with his head
So tell the kids not to cry just because mommy's dead, tell 'em

[Chorus]
Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch
'Cause dead bitches don't talk, dead bitches ain't shady
Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch
'Cause she won't lie, won't cheat, always act like a lady
Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch
'Cause dead bitches don't talk, dead bitches ain't shady
Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch
'Cause she won't lie, won't cheat, always act like a lady

[Verse 3]
Now I know this here arrangement sounds too good to be true
And in some ways it is, so I'ma tell you the truth
Your dead bitch gon' be better than all them other hoes
But in a matter of time, she gonna start to decompose
Once the smell starts to hit, it affects your sex performance
And good luck trying to hit that when she starts the rigor mortis
I ain't saying that it can't be done, but it gets tough
And after a few weeks, it's kinda hard to show your love
But on the bright side, this means that you can end on good terms
And don't worry, the only ones gonna be up in her is the worms
After that, just go and get an axe and chop your bitch up
Dispose how you will, but be sure to fill that ditch up
And now you can go on a hunt for the next
When you see that hot bitch, go right for the neck
As she takes her last breath, now a new love begins
It's a beautiful thing over and over again, I said

[Chorus]
Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch
'Cause dead bitches don't talk, dead bitches ain't shady
Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch
'Cause she won't lie, won't cheat, always act like a lady
Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch
'Cause dead bitches don't talk, dead bitches ain't shady
Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch
'Cause she won't lie, won't cheat, always act like a lady
Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch
'Cause dead bitches don't talk, dead bitches ain't shady
Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch
'Cause she won't lie, won't cheat, always act like a lady
Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch
'Cause dead bitches don't talk, dead bitches ain't shady
Ain't no bitch like a dead bitch
'Cause she won't lie, won't cheat, always act like a lady

[Outro: The Platters]
My serenade begins in the night
Plays the strings of my heart
My serenade begins in the night
Plays the strings of my heart