Ain’t Country

[Verse 1]
You call yourself a country boy Your mamma drives a Mercedes
You can’t cover that up with the truck
That they bought you for your sweet sixteen
A self-proclaimed rambling man Haven’t moved out at 23
Oklahoma boy made sure to tell me He’s Cherokee

[Chorus]
You ain’t country just cause you drink and drive
You smoke fruity air, not Marlboro lights
Didn’t go to war, never been in a fight
Oh say, can you see
You ain’t tough just cause you stood me up
A man’s not a man if he can’t love
You bought boots, but that ain’t enough
You ain’t country

[Verse 2]
You call yourself a young cowboy
Didn’t open up my door
Never seen you in a saddle
Never seen you rope some cattle
Never seen you on a horse
You call yourself a southern gent
Just cause you like sweet tea
You went fishing once and your boys all meet for poker once a week

[Chorus]
You ain’t country just cause you drink and drive
You smoke fruity air, not Marlboro lights
Didn’t go to war, never been in a fight
Oh say, can you see
You ain’t tough just cause you stood me up
A man’s not a man if he can’t love
You bought boots, but that ain’t enough
You ain’t country

[Verse 3]
You don’t ride a horse
Don’t even drive a Ford
Don’t work with your hands
Not a southern man
You learned four chords on guitar
Now you think you’re some country music star
Stop playing pretend
Not a southern man

[Chorus]
You ain’t country just cause you drink and drive
You smoke fruity air, not Marlboro lights
Didn’t go to war, never been in a fight
Oh say, can you see
You ain’t tough because you stood me up
A man’s not a man if he can’t love
You bought boots, but that ain’t enough
You ain’t country

[Outro]
And you ain’t for me