Agent Provocateur

[Verse 1: Kurtis Lincoln]
(Kurti) God, I love his silky panties
I call him my handy dandy
He works at night like a vigilante
And he saves my life with the hanky-panky
Saw him in the leather jacket
Throw it back, baby, I'll catch it
Take him home so I can tap it
I got tricks like go-go gadget

[Verse 2: Sawdu Plushia]
I got tricks like go-go gadget
I can make him bounce like a little rabbit
I was wearing that Ann Summers
Ass crack out like a fat plumber
I'm funny as fuck like Barbra Streisand
And I never skip my carbohydrates
I'm no private investigator, but
I'm tryna investigate your privates

[Chorus: Kurtis Lincoln]
I like men in lingerie, add it to my dossier
Agent Provocateur, or you ain't coming home with me
I like men in lingerie, add it to my dossier
Agent Provocateur, or you ain't coming home with me

[Verse 3: Sawdu Plushia]
Hey Kurtis, let me show you my tongue game
These other dudes, y'all fucking on mundane
I'm a Saturday, they're so Monday
Subaru Impreza, fuck me in a Hyundai
Came through covered in whipped cream
I'm a freaky bitch, you should hit me like a gong
Now show me that dong, dong-dong-dong-dong (Sawdu)

[Verse 4: Kurtis Lincoln]
Aussiebum, or even the Fenty One
Skims, or Calvins
I know Sawdu loves the Y-Y-Y
Y-fronts, G-strings
They hold my willy in, but
Agent Provocateur, or you ain't coming home with me

[Chorus: Kurtis Lincoln]
I like men in lingerie, add it to my dossier
Agent Provocateur, or you ain't coming home with me
I like men in lingerie, add it to my dossier
Agent Provocateur, or you ain't coming home with me

[Bridge: Kurtis Lincoln, Sawdu Plushia]
Agent Provocateur, oh, was that what you like?
Agent Provocateur, I'm putting it on tonight
Agent Provocateur, you know, I'm wearing
Agent Provocateur, I'm a crazy faggot cunt

[Chorus: Kurtis Lincoln, Sawdu Plushia]
I like men in lingerie, add it to my dossier
Agent Provocateur, or you ain't coming home with me
I like men in lingerie (Okay), add it to my dossier (Okay)
Agent Provocateur, or you ain't coming home with me (No, you ain't)

[Outro: Kurtis Lincoln, Sawdu Plushia]
Or, you ain't comin' home with me
What's a dossier?