Agar Mai Hota Bhagwan

[Tag:]
Aye-yo-Audiocrackerr

Na-na-na-na-nana-nani-ri-na
Na-na-na-na-nana-nani-ri-na
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Hmmm-mmmaa-hmm-aa-aa

[Chorus]
Karte dua kyun mai mar nahi jaata
Gaano ne di mujhe dawa, warna mar hi jaata
Khatam karne saare shaitaan
Par mai kar nai paata
Agar mai hota bhagwan toh mai kar hi jaata

Wo Karte rehte ye dua, kyun mai mar nahi jaata
Gaano ne di mujhe dawa, warna mar hi jaata
Khatam karne saare shaitaan
Par mai kar nai paata
Agar mai hota bhagwan toh mai kar hi jaata yeah

[Verse 1]
Wo haste the mujhpe kal aur unke saath hasta tha khudpe khud mai
Aaj maangte baar baar feature jaise
Launde maangte bandiyo se nudes hai
Wo kehte tu Iske upar uske niche
Par competition mera khud se
Mai rahunga upar aur niche bas tabhi
Jab ghar hoga mera duplex
Tu chahe jitna pith peeche jaake mujhe mock kar (Mock)
Agar kehte ye meri likhai kharab
Toh mai kehta hun khud ko doctor (Doc)
Mujhe girane baithe hai yahan pe aaj boht jan (Boht)
Tu ungli kar jitni bhi jyada, tera naam nahi hoga roshan (Nahi)
Mai rahun ya na rahun, yahan pe kiske baap ka jaata
Ye chaar diwaro se hi mera saccha rishta naata
Matlab hone pe koi tere paas me nahi aata (Fact!)
Ek dum se waqt badal de - Duniya baba ka hai dhaba
Ye rap mera pyaar, samaaj jaat banke aata (Yeah)
Tum jhoot sunna chahte par mai sach bolna chahta (Sach)
Mai munh kholke bolta mai nahi karunga mumble (Nahi)
Toh mujhse munh se supari nikalke tu baat kar re baba

[Chorus]
Karte dua kyun mai mar nahi jaata
Gaano ne di mujhe dawa, warna mar hi jaata
Khatam karne saare shaitaan
Par mai kar nai paata
Agar mai hota bhagwan toh mai kar hi jaata

Wo Karte rehte ye dua, kyun mai mar nahi jaata
Gaano ne di mujhe dawa, warna mar hi jaata
Khatam karne saare shaitaan
Par mai kar nai paata
Agar mai hota bhagwan toh mai kar hi jaata yeah

[Verse 2]
Mujhpe war kiya apno ne
Jo waqai kareeb the
Sab Bruce Lee ke chode the, wo mar gaye punch one inch se
Chote lagke bhi hum haste badtameez se
Yeh zindagi picture toh hoga Interval kab isme
Waqt hai paisa toh tum udhaar do sab milke
Wo puchte khud ke baare me hi kyun likhta har beat pe
10 baar likhunga gaano me wahi same
Yeh jaise koi teacher ne di huyi mujhe punishment
Bharosha nahi kisi pe shaq hota har ek pe (Sabpe)
Sab problematic lagte jaise sums ho ganeet ke
Mai befikar hoke so paaunga ghode bech ke
Jab kamar me lagaunga mai ghoda ek khareed ke
Chachi ke liye naye gehne lena chahta hun (Chahta hun)
Mai khudko khota jaise kumbh ke mele me mai jaata hun (Jaata hun)
Wo bole gaana sunke maza aaya (Mazaa aaya)
Aur ye jo maza hai mai pure Hindustan ko dena chahta hun

[Chorus]
Karte dua kyun mai mar nahi jaata
Gaano ne di mujhe dawa, warna mar hi jaata
Khatam karne saare shaitaan
Par mai kar nai paata
Agar mai hota bhagwan toh mai kar hi jaata

Wo Karte rehte ye dua, kyun mai mar nahi jaata
Gaano ne di mujhe dawa, warna mar hi jaata
Khatam karne saare shaitaan
Par mai kar nai paata
Agar mai hota bhagwan toh mai kar hi jaata yeah