Afterparty Skit

[Songtext zu „Afterparty Skit“]

After the show, it's the afterparty, yeah
After the party, it's the after-afterparty

Now, if you don't know what a coke wank is, let me explain
When you take about a gram of cocaine or so and you get home and you're lying in bed and your friends are gone and the sun's about to come up and the depression's about to set in
You masturbate for around 4 hours
Then after you come, you realize something you didn't know before: You're almost dead
You're hеart's beating at a very irregular pacе, your mouth's like cotton, so you peel yourself off the mattress to get water but your thighs are cramping up
You walk away and turn around and you see a sweaty outline of your body on the sheet
And it looks like the shroud of Turin
Anyway, I was looking forward to doing that

I've always maintained that reality is for people who can't face drugs