“Afternoon Delight”

[Gene Okerlund]
Alright, Boston Gardens, Saturday afternoon, November the seventh, two P.M start... tremendous World Wrestling Federation card: Bam Bam Bigelow to meet Killer Khan! Boy, that should be a great shootout. In a return bout, Strike Force and Islanders... two referees... two referees to officiate that tag team match up: little or no love lost between those four men. Junkyard Dog to meet the Million Dollar Man, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake goes against his former partner (now bitter enemy), Greg "Thе Hammer" Valentine, and Hеrcules pitted against Ivan Putski... and his "Polish Power", here at Boston Garden, on November the seventh, Saturday afternoon, two o'clock— a matinee, if you will.

[Randy Savage]
Bang Bang!

[Gene Okerlund]
Could bring everybody.

[Randy Savage]
Talkin’ shootout, I'm talking O.K. Corral...

[Gene Okerlund]
How about— World War Three?

[Randy Savage]
Yeah, and then four and five, War of 1812 was nothing! Yeah! The Boston Garden, I remember it, yeah, a flair for the dramatic, an old flame from the past, yeah. I'm talking we were there together, Boston Garden, yeah— THE CELTICS! Yeah! You, Larry Byrd, you’re inside me sometimes, aren't ya? Yeah, I'm dribbling down that aisle! Elizabeth will lead me down that aisle, we're going right to the squared circle, taking you home music man Honky Tonk, and this is the time, YEAH! 'Cause Saturday night's main event, I remember it, yeah. I remember it like it happened just now! I'm taking to you, Honky Tonk Man, you have no future in Boston, yeah. You got no future in this planet! I'm talking one half of the Mega Powers is coming after you, ’cause I remember Elizabeth hitting the ground! And I remember you standing over her, swiveling those hips, yeah. Well those hips, are gonna be in a cast! And the guitar over the head, knocked me loopy, yeah! Loosey-goosey, I was.

[Gene Okerlund]
"Loopy"?

[Randy Savage]
Now I’m loopy, yeah. I'm loopy, yeah! I’m loopy, yeah!
And Boston's seen me loopy before, haven't you Boston? Yeah!
I'm talking one half of the Mega Powers is coming directly and specifically, yeah, for YOU, Honky Tonk Man! And I’m not taking no prisoners, no, I'm gonna leave you laying there, yeah!
And next NBA playoffs they'll still say, "Honky Tonk Man was down here," yeah, "and never revived!"

[Gene Okerlund]
You know, I get the distinct feeling— it's quite clear to me— that that Intercontinental Championship Belt, the one that you held [with] pride for fourteen months, it doesn't mean that much anymore, does it?

[Randy Savage]
I'm gonna set the world record, I'm gonna take that belt and swing it ninety-four times and SEND IT INTO THE BLEACHERS, of the Boston Gardens and hope an eleven-year-old kid wears it, yeah, with more pride than you Honky Tonk Man, yeah! You're history! You're history after two o'clock— afternoon delight! Gone!

[Gene Okerlund]
By the way, the entire family, Mom, Dad, the kids, Grandpa and Grandma... Auntie Blanche and Uncle Harry at Boston Garden, Saturday afternoon, November the seventh.

Savage walks back Okerlund, who points to the right side of the frame

[Randy Savage]
There!

[Gene Okerlund]
It's right down there, to your right.

Savage passes by once more

[Randy Savage]
Back this way!