AEW Dynamite (9-2-2020)

M1: Santana & Ortiz def. Best Friends (Trent & Chuck Taylor)

- MJF suggests his lawyer jump into a goddamn woodchipper

M2: Young Bucks & Jurassic Express defeat SCU & Private Party

-Jake Hager was backstage and delivered some news to Orange Cassidy: “Jericho wants you ringside for his match tonight. It’d be smart for you to be there.”

- Tully Blanchard delivers a speech to FTR (Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler)

- Tony Schiavone was in the ring to interview one-half of the AEW Tag Team champs, Kenny Omega
- FTR and Tully Blanchard walked to the ring. Cash was holding a beer cooler. They offеred Kenny a cold bottle of chocolatе milk.
“Ah, you’ve gotten to know me pretty well after only a couple of months here. But if you came out to bamboozle me two versus one, well let’s just get it over with. Just do me a kindness if you will: Keep the old man away from me. I can smell his Depends from here,” said Kenny Omega, pointing at Tully Blanchard.
- Adam Page walked to the ring. Dax said, “Adam, explain to Kenny we didn’t do anything to you. Explain to Kenny how big of a piece of s—t you really are.”
- Kenny cut them off: “Can’t you see? They’re still trying to get inside your head Adam!”
- FTR grabbed the tag belts. Page demanded they hand them back. FTR tossed the belts to the canvass. Page retrieved them. Page turned around to return one of the tag belts to his partner Kenny Omega, but Kenny Omega had already left the ring. Omega was standing alone on the arena floor. Page seemed disappointed and surprised by his partner’s actions.

M2: Chris Jericho w/ Jake Hager def. Joey Janela via submission

- Sammy Guevara vs Matt Hardy will take place in a Broken Rules Match at ALL OUT 2020

M3: Thunder Rosa takes forever to beat a jobber..

Im done this episode sucked