Wendy Cope
Wendy Cope
Wendy Cope
Wendy Cope
Wendy Cope
Wendy Cope
Wendy Cope
Wendy Cope
Wendy Cope
Wendy Cope
Wendy Cope
Wendy Cope
Wendy Cope
When you're a spinster of forty,
You're reduced to considering bids
From husbands inclined to be naughty
And divorcés obsessed with their kids.
So perhaps you should wed in a hurry,
But that has its drawbacks as well.
The answer? There's no need to worry --
Whatever you do, life is hell.