Adventure Crime!

[Intro: MaxiPad]
Maxi, can you eat my ass? Fuck, uh
Yo can someone turn that off? Xet? Doink?
O-okay, never mind
Ayy (I love the name Maxi)

[Verse 1: MaxiPad]
They thought I was dead but that shit was a scandal
I sucked on her toes, put her socks on the mantle
I ate on her booty they call me a cannibal
Didn't pull out, now she look like a camel
Her pussy is hairy I called it a Wookiee
And bitch I go hard but she call me a rookie
Just like I'm [?], I take a lookie
Your bitch in my kitchen she whippin' up cookies
You think that I'm crazy, I'm just actin' stupid
Your bitch fell in love like my middle name's Cupid
PK Fire on your ass, call me Lucas
They said I can't make but I might just do it
It's Maxi and Zxgger we do the maneuver
And [?] he might just pull up on a scooter
She wanted my baby but sorry I'm neutered
She said she was pregnant but I didn't do her

[Bridge: Xetonyl]
Dude Maxi is so fuckin'
Dude dude
It's like, it's like all homo
Like he's sick as shit
You know what the fuck it is
Big 14, big nigga gang, on gang
Ma— Oh my god I love you Maxi
Ayy

[Verse 2: Xetonyl]
Hippity hoppity, you're not my property
I be [?] shit is some pottery
Take my virginity, she not even into me
Play that bitch heart like it's Disney Infinity
Maxi's my dad, dress him in plaid
Hittin' that bitch while her head's in a bag
Rapin' on Maxi 'cause he lovin' my cock
And he lick on my foreskin I'm hard like a rock
My peepee be bigger, I'm pullin' the trigger
I'm fuckin' with Maxi, that dude is my (nigga)
Fuckin' a bitch that I don't even know
Hold up bitch, you're kind of slow
Been eating booty hole since I was four
And I'm kissing these dudes that you know I adore
My parents so mad and they take down my door
And I'm slamming that bitch, but that bitch was a four

[Bridge: Xetonyl]
FCD 3? I, I don't know
November, coming soon

[Verse 3: Lil Doink]
B-b-b-bitch I'm Lil Doink, but you already know that
I made a diss track on [?], what a throwback
I got a girl and she thick and she throw it back
Got a big bitch so I look like a lumberjack
Gotta get paper, I'm chasin' my bread
Adam [?], hit you in the leg
I'ma get paper until I am dead
Not reppin' B's, but I'm still wearing red
Fuck the bitch Jayla and that bitch Penelope
Why in the fuck did this whore have to lie to me
Lie about her age, man that shit is so crazy
She say she sorry but that does not faze me
I'm a big boy and I have a high density
I'm gonna fuck you but with some intensity
I'm not a baker but here is the recipe
I say some dumb shit but mean it respectfully

[Outro]
I love the name Maxi