Adults don’t eat chicken strips.

[Intro with Shawn Chatfield]

Hey man
Hey
I think I'm gonna take off. I'm gonna go home
Okay, yeah. I- Also, I left some chicken tenders, uh, that we had at home. I put 'em in the fridge for you, if, well if you want 'em. They're there, up for grabs
Nah, I don't think I'm gonna eat those
Okay
You wanna know why I'm- why I'm not gonna eat 'em?
Why?

[Verse 1]

I will not eat your chicken strips
I'm an adult, I don't eat that shit
Connect the dots on your children's menu
I'll be eating at a grownup venue

Man food for me, like a prime rib
Grabbin' big ass lobsters with no fuckin' bib
Save the chicken tendies for your baby crib
I'm eatin' cream of wheat, and chuggin' Mr. Pib

Spaghetti sauce by itself, teddy grahams off the shelf
Usin' boysenberry syrup just to fuck with my health
Go and eat your nuggies, and wear a mask in public
I'll never do that just 'cause someone fucked a bat

[Bridge with Shawn Chatfield]

I would leave the last part out
Oh I didn't even get to the last part
Okay what's the last part gonna be?

[Verse 2]

I would also like to fuck a bat
Echolocate my hog and get to work on that
Pumpkin Hill that ass, and find a gem

[Outro with Shawn Chatfield]

I wouldn't upload this
Got it