Adulting

[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
So you say you got a patch for leading people through a jungle?
But I've got a prescription for this anti-fungal
So I win

[ISABELLA, spoken]
How is that winning?

[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
I'm just saying I'm prepared

[ISABELLA]
Undecided whether I should feel disturbed or scared

[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
I'm older and bolder
Got this ache in my shoulder
I keep my medical records
In this manilla folder

[ISABELLA, spoken]
Meaning?

[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken]
Just that I've lived more

[ISABELLA]
But I've got a better feelin' for the great outdoors

[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
You think you know just what to do
But I've got a ton more experience than you
In adulting

[ISABELLA, spoken]
Is that what it's called?

[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
I know you don't know what I mean
But you're not gonna know it 'til you turn eighteen
It's called "adulting"

[ISABELLA]
That's not a verb

[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
When you're no longer a private, you're a sarge
You're all grown up and you're livin' large
You get to be the one in charge
Get it off of me, get it off of me
It's called adulting

[ISABELLA, spoken]
It's still not a verb

[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken]
Come on, back me up, Ferb

[FERB, spoken]
It's not a verb

[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
Whatever

[ISABELLA]
Can you read a compass?

[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken]
No

[ISABELLA]
Or start a fire?

[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken]
No

[ISABELLA]
Build a shelter?

[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken]
No

[ISABELLA]
Or change a tire?

[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken]
No

[ISABELLA]
Dig a hole?

[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken]
No

[ISABELLA]
Pitch a tent?

[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken]
No

[ISABELLA]
Navigate?

[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken]
No

[ISABELLA]
Circumvent?

[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken]
No

[ISABELLA]
Chop a tree?

[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken]
No

[ISABELLA]
Build a snare?

[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken]
No

[ISABELLA]
Catch a fish?

[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken]
No

[ISABELLA]
Fight a bear?

[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken]
No

[ISABELLA]
Now I think our only care
And I think this question is really fair
Is can you get us from here to there?

[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, spoken]
Absolutely

[ISABELLA]
You can? How?

[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
By adulting
Yes, adulting

[BALJEET, spoken]
He makes a salient point

[ISABELLA, spoken]
Baljeet

[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
I'm adulting

[BALJEET, spoken]
What? He sounds authoritative

[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
'Cause I'm adulting
I'm an adult