Stubby Kaye, Johnny Silver, Douglas Deane,
Sam Levene, Stubby Kaye, & Johnny Silver
Vivian Blaine & The Hot Box Girls
Vivian Blaine
Stubby Kaye & Johnny Silver
Isabel Bigley
Robert Alda
Isabel Bigley & Robert Alda
Vivian Blaine
Pat Rooney
Robert Alda & The Guys
Vivian Blaine & Sam Levene
Stubby Kaye
Stubby Kaye & Johnny Silver
Marlon Brando & Jean Simmons
Marlon Brando & Jean Simmons
Marlon Brando
Adelaide has been dating Nathan for a long time, but they still haven’t been married. Here, she blames her illness on not being married.
[ADELAIDE]
It says here:
The average unmarried female
Basically insecure
Due to some long frustration may react
With psychosomatic symptoms
Difficult to endure
Affecting the upper respiratory tract
In other words, just from waiting around for that plain little band of gold
A person can develop a cold
You can spray her wherever you figure there's streptococci lurk
You can give her a shot for whatever's she's got, but it just won't work
If she's tired of getting the fish eye from the hotel clerk
A person can develop a cold
Oh, it says here:
The female remaining single
Just in the legal sense, yeah
Shows a neurotic tendency, see note (Oh, no)
Chronic organic syndromes
Toxic or hyper tense
Involving the eye, the ear, the nose, and throat
In other words, just from wondering whether the wedding is on or off
A person can develop a cough
You can feed her all day with the vitamin A and the bromofizz
But the medicine never gets anywhere near where the trouble is
If she's getting a kind of name for herself, and the name ain't his
A person can develop a cough, ah, yeah
And further more, just from stalling, and stalling
And stalling the wedding trip
A person can develop la grippe
When they get on the train to Niagara
And she can hear church bells chime
The compartment is air conditioned
And the mood sublime
Then they get off at Saratoga for the fourteenth time!
A person can develop la grippe, yeah
La grippe, that's it
La post nasal drip, uh-huh
With the wheezes
And the sneezes
And a sinus that's really a pip!
Oh, God
From a lack of community property
And a feeling she's getting too old
A person can develop a bad, bad cold!
Achoo!
Adelaide’s Lament was written by Frank Loesser.