Action Figures

[Verse 1: Sam Lachow]
Uh 8th grade I made a bold choice
Get rich put dubs in a, dubs in a
Rolls Royce
No choice but to analyze the
Things I read
I had dreams of bad women
And king sized beds
But until then I gotta hustle
Then I gotta grind
Need a little bit of mind
And a little bit of muscle
But instead I'm still waking up in sororities
Rapping is my job
Well partying is a priority
I love scotch
Scotchy, scotch, scotch
Zero diamonds in my watchy, watch, watch
Jerking off and playing
Eeny, meeny, miny, moo
Mommy always tell me I should
Work harder than I do
Sammy Lachowder and all his rapper friends (here)
Do we want to fuck or fight? Well that depends (here)
The guest list offends us
And this bunch here
Bought twenty bottles for the party
Put the rest upstairs

[Hook: Mario Sweet, Sam Lachow, and Gifted Gab]
Let me tell you a little something 'bout us
Let let let me tell you, let me tell you a little something
Let me tell you a little something ‘bout us
(I Told You! I Told You!)
Oh what are you waiting for? nothin?
Then I want you to make it look so easy

[Verse 2: Gifted Gab]
Look I’m smoother than Sinatra with a coaster
Told these little niggas I'm a coach'em
Had the wrong approach try to get up in my chocha
He know my shit is dope but he can't handle what he's supposed to
To fuck with this you need a tow-truck, to fuck that bitch you need 'bout 4 bucks. Little slut, suck a dick for cold cuts
Don't you want to be like mami when you grown up?
Wilding, getting rowdy, always down to get it tore up
I'm just rolling in some dough-ja
I be getting green like I'm supposed to
I be looking mean in that Porsche
Drop top; make that shit hot for the hoses
Top-notch bitch too clean like them vogues is
Hot-box pics that we posted
Fresh kicks thanks to the ho-bitch
Got a death wish, I'm reloaded
Too devoted, you demoted
And I’m the coldest and you can quote this

[Hook: Mario Sweet, Sam Lachow and Gifted Gab]

[Verse 3: Sam Lachow]
Back in the building like I never left the building
I’m playing with Santino, got bats like I’m Bambino
I'm friends with a Filipino that likes to quote Tarantino
(This watch, it's your birthright)
Christopher Walken away
My wifed-up friends locked in a cage
Brain crazy got me lost in her face; she's really knocking them down
Shit, golly, gosh dammit I'm proud
They call me sa-u-a-sa-u-a-sa-u-a-u-ammy Lachow
I like drugs druggy, drug, drugs (just kidding)
Went and bought them from my pluggy, plug plug (just kidding)
People tell me slow down
I don't want to slow up
Keep it one hundred like I'm one double donut
I'm a Rico Suave
Lola buy me a sweet ho, darling
Bring me a miso and wasabi
It's so amazing, bring me back to the 80's
What up gangsters, hello ladies

[Bridge: Mario Sweet]
When I see you, whites T’s but you [?] wife beater
[?]
Today was another good day
[?]
We all down to roll, down to roll
Caught up in this way of life ‘cuz its all I know, that’s all I know
Shout out to my people and my gang, its so easy
I just got a text on my phone telling me I just got paid

[Outro: All]
If you came to party like us, pop it like us
And all the right stuff, hey!
Let me see you clap two times
Let ‘em clap two times
If you came to party like us, pop it like us
And all the right stuff, hey!
Let me see you clap two times
Let ‘em clap two times