Act Your Age

[Intro: Jake Stone]
When I wake up

[Verse 1: Bliss]
When I wake in the morning I smile to myself like I'm thanking God
Shit, no more folks like, "Jonathan, when you gonna grow up and get a job?" (Uh-uh)
‘Cause I made that job, no Steve, that job's kept me hungry and foolish (Yup)
It's the coolest, I'm ‘a dive in like Kendrick and drink some rum in the pool bitch
Or beers on the roof, it's the workaholic in the magic sun
Till the esky is empty, shit, what's life if you ain't having fun?
So forget your age and those walls, I'm bursting through that maze
On top of the tour bus in a teen wolf mask surfing USA
And we got that baggage packed, happy gas, massive laughs, yes, I can dig it
So I joke like Tom when Josh, Baskin in these toys like a big kid
It's my habitat, I can't leave the trees like an Orangutan, I'm a
Running on air anchorman and I never land like bangarang.

[Chorus: Jake Stone]
Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age?
Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age?
You know what I'm saying, yo, enough of that shit, check that

[Verse 2: Eso]
Yo, I'm acting the fool, no shame, I came, I shat in the pool
Yeah, better pass that blunt, I'm ‘bout, ‘bout it, you can ask my Mum
She'll tell ya, I'm psycho mate, my ideas make your lightbulbs break
I make it look so damn easy when I rock that Borat mankini
Fuck what they say, you don't miss your chance to eat chocolate cake with your hands
You rock a bubble beard while you're taking a bath and where a simple fart still makes you laugh, like
Hahahaha, blurp blurp, hahaha
And then a big brown shark came, now I'm
On the stage acting up, yelling bombs away while I grab my nuts
Still living it like it's all a movie, still killing shit on Call of Duty
And I still think I can move like the Matrix, real shit, shrooming in Vegas
Or when I play with my dogs, even right now while I'm making this song
So how's about it, let's laugh till there's power outage
That's all I have to say, fuck them all, and don't act your age, I'm makin’ pancakes

[Chorus (Extended): Jake Stone]
Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age?
Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age?
They're always saying to me, they're always saying:
"Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age?"
They're always saying to me, they're always saying:
"Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age?"
They're always saying to me, they're always saying:
"Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age?"
They're always saying to me, they're always saying:
"Why don't you act, why don't you just act your age?"