[CHARON]
You're crossing over
You're going under
You three fools made a bad blunder
'Cause Hades is the boss
No one steals his thunder
Don't be so naïve
Crossing the Styx is how I get my kicks
It's a permanent trip
So don't try no tricks
You'll be dancing with the dead
Thrown into the mix
So don't waste time trying to grieve
Did I mention
You can't ever leave?
Across this river
Ain't nobody going back
Across this river
It's a one way track
He's more of a taker
Less of a giver
That mean old boss across this river
Oh, yeah
Oh
And I know what you're thinking now
Yeah
Thinking "I can escape somehow, somehow"
Like Orpheus, you'll try to skedaddle
But you're up a creek without a paddle
So settle in, you'll be here for a while
At least you're going out in style
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Across this river, mm
Across this river
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah
Who knows what Hades has in store
Across this river and here forever more
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Oh
Across This River (Bonus Track) was written by Rob Rokicki.
Across This River (Bonus Track) was produced by Rob Rokicki & Michael Croiter & Ben McQuigg.
Rob Rokicki released Across This River (Bonus Track) on Fri Nov 07 2025.