A mashup of “Ace of Spades” by Motorhead and “It’s Gonna Be a Long Night” by Ween, the latter song actually being a style parody of Motorhead.
["Ace of Spades" Verse 1]
If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man
You win some, lose some, it's all the same to me
The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say
I don't share your greed, the only card I need is
["Ace of Spades" Refrain]
The Ace Of Spades, The Ace Of Spades
The Ace Of Spades, The Ace Of Spades
["It's Gonna Be a Long Night" Verse 1]
Heard that you are new in town
Someone said you party down
Well later I'll be comin' 'round
We'll rack 'em up and suck 'em down
["It's Gonna Be a Long Night" Chorus 1]
Don't tell your mother, don't call your priest
Don't tell your doctor, call the police
You bring the razor blade, I'll bring the speed
Take off your coat, it's gonna be a long night
["It's Gonna Be a Long Night" Refrain]
It's gonna be a long night
It's gonna be a catfight
It's gonna be a gang-bang
["Ace of Spades" Verse 2]
Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil
Going with the flow, it's all a game to me
Seven or eleven, snake eyes watching you
Double up or quit, double stakes or split
["It's Gonna Be a Long Night" Chorus 1]
Yeah don't tell your mother, don't call your priest
Don't tell your doctor, call the police
You bring the razor blade, I'll bring the speed
Take off your coat, it's gonna be a long night
["It's Gonna Be a Long Night" Refrain]
It's gonna be a long night
It's gonna be a catfight
It's gonna be a gang-bang
["It's Gonna Be a Long Night" Verse 2]
There ain't be no second chance for you
Tomorrow you'll be black and blue
Show your friends your new tattoo
9-1-1 won't help you, fool
["Ace of Spades" Refrain]
The Ace Of Spades, The Ace Of Spades
The Ace Of Spades, The Ace Of Spades
["Ace of Spades" Bridge]
You know I'm born to lose
And gambling's for fools
But that's the way I like it, baby
I don't wanna live forever
And don't forget the joker!
[Guitar Solo]
["It's Gonna Be a Long Night" Chorus 2]
You're gonna suffer, you're gonna bleed
I've heard it all before, you will concede
I'm takin' everything, you're goin' down
Lock up the doors, it's gonna be a long night
["It's Gonna Be a Long Night" Refrain]
It's gonna be a long night
It's gonna be a catfight
It's gonna be a gang-bang
Ace of Long Nights was written by Ween & Lemmy & Phil Taylor & Eddie Clarke.
Ace of Long Nights was produced by .
Umphrey’s McGee released Ace of Long Nights on Fri Nov 11 2016.