Accelerated Résumé℠

ObjectiveTo create or help to create something new and useful for the world. To gain entrepreneurial status through the development of a project of my own, or through massive contribution to the project of another. Much in the way a boxer uses his fists to make money, I'd like to use my brain.

EducationSelf Taught w/100k for potential College useVery quick learner

ExperienceRock, Mineral, and Gemstone dealer 4 years- Travel to different hotel shows, set up tables, sell rocks, upsell, engage in conversation, provide customers with facts about chemical composition, history, mythology, Softness/Hardness, Locale, etc...

Door to Door Solar Panel Salesman 1/2 year- Worked 48 hour weeks knocking on the doors of random people, sold around 500,000$ worth of systems in my half year period working there. Quit to move elsewhere.

Late Night Security Guard 1/2 year- I patrol a 10 minute walk every 30 minutes from 12am-8am. I use the time to think of ideas and write down my thoughts.

AffiliationsLorquin Entomological society Age 5-10- Attended lectures, Spoke, Gave demonstrations in schoolroom classes, Went on field trips to catch insects in the wild, Had my own display booths at insect shows.

Went On A Roadtrip To 23 states and 2 countries Age 19- Thwarted a mugging, had roman candle fights with appalachian squatters in indiana, Was let go by Cops in Juarez Mexico, slept in abandoned houses and national parks; All with one of my favorite bands of all time The Fucking Buckaroos.

Lived at a winery for 6 months Age 20- Shoot thinned grapevines, hunted wild animals, bottled, labeled, siphoned, and corked wine, made olive oil, lived as a vegetarian, grew medicinal marijuana.

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Skills/Traits- Excellent reading comprehension and verbal communication skills.- Problem solving, especially with outside of the box solutions.- All around great attitude. I act with psychological awareness and humility.