Absolute Drunk

I got an absolute crush on this absolute hunk
I rolled with him for hours in an absolute trunk
We were absolutely gone at this absolute time
Smothered in a feeling of an absolute bind
Recognize the moment when you absolutely slide
To the drunker side of things in an absolute tide
So I gave up the keys to my absolute friend
And told my absolute guy that I'm absolutely in
My driver's annoyed cause I'm loud and drunk
I suggested that we ride in an absolute trunk
And my crush so sweet he absolutely agrees
And my absolute driver does what I please
So we riding along in this absolute trunk
And we both really feel like we absolutely won
So kids take a note from your absolute rapper
Give your keys up creative and you'll get home faster

Absolute flash
Absolute lights
An absolute blast
For an absolute night
In the party biz
In the party biz
Recognize the moment when you start to live