A Whale With Legs

A whale with legs walked up on the beach
Looking for a bus named Josephine
He knew she was really a whale in disguise
Dressed up as a bus to leave the sea
But he cried, “she is leaving me”

This big blue whale, whose name was Timothy
Walked up to the Southern State Parkway
The traffic jams caused by this big walking whale
Almost drove him back into the sea
Horns were honking oh so noisily
But that wouldn't stop big Timothy

Thousands of people got out of their cars
They knew why he was searching on the land
He had that expression of unrequited love
As he held a fir tree in his hand
Where was Josephine upon the land?

Eventually he found her on the Williamsburg bridge
Stuck in the traffic jam caused by him
Disguised as a bus it takes a monumental task
Therefore, he did not need to ask
He knew she was not in love with him
This realization caused his head to spin
His life without love would now begin

A whale with legs jumped back into the sea
Feeing so melancholy
No one ever saw him ever again
He disappeared so completely
But sometimes you can hear him sing
From the harbor in the late evening
Sounding like a broken-down machine
He sings "I Love You Josephine"
He sings "I Love You Josephine"
He sings "I Love You Josephine"
He sings "I Love You Josephine"