A Visit with Aunty Em

[AUNTY EM, spoken]
Aunty Em will find you a place to stay

[GROVER, spoken]
Wow, did you make all these statues yourself?

[AUNTY EM, spoken]
Everyone needs a hobby

[GROVER, spoken]
Oh, this one looks like my Uncle Ferdinand

[ANNABETH, spoken]
I have a weird feeling about this

[AUNTY EM, spoken]
What did you say?

[PERCY, spoken]
She said, "We really appreciate this"

[AUNTY EM, spoken]
It's no trouble at all. I've been ever so lonely. I had a boyfriend, once. Sisters too. But a wicked woman ruined my life, and ever since then, it seems no one wants to see me

[ANNABETH, spoken]
Yeah, that's interesting. We're leaving. Now

[AUNTY EM, spoken]
Wait

[ENSEMBLE hisses.]

[AUNTY EM, spoken]
Your eyes are quite unique, my dear

[ANNABETH, spoken]
Really?

[GROVER, spoken]
Seriously, the detail work on this is amazing!

[AUNTY EM, spoken]
They remind me of somebody. Would you mind if I took your picture? I'd like to create a new statue

[ANNABETH, spoken]
Of me?

[AUNTY EM, spoken]
Ooh, you deserve to be immortalized in stone forever

[PERCY, spoken]
You know, maybe we should keep moving

[ANNABETH, spoken]
Oh, it's just one picture, Percy

[ENSEMBLE hisses louder.]

[GROVER, spoken]
It's like you can see every individual strand of fur!

[AUNTY EM, spoken]
Why doesn't your friend get in too?

[PERCY, spoken]
Yeah, I don't think so

[AUNTY EM, spoken]
Camera shy? A handsome young man like you?

[PERCY, spoken]
Well, I guess one picture can't hurt

[GROVER, spoken]
Interesting choice to have him screaming

[AUNTY EM, spoken]
Mhm, I think a natural reaction is best

[ENSEMBLE hisses louder.]

[PERCY, spoken]
Does anyone else hear a hissing sound?

[GROVER, spoken]
Yep, she really captured Uncle Ferdinand!

[AUNTY EM, spoken]
Who's ready for their close up?

[GROVER, spoken]
Really...captured...

[ANNABETH, spoken]
Don't you need a camera?

[GROVER, spoken]
Percy

[AUNTY EM, spoken]
Why use a camera...

[GROVER, spoken]
Percy! That is Uncle Ferdinand!

[AUNTY EM, spoken]
...when you have a face like mine?

[ANNABETH, spoken]
Close your eyes! Aunty M! for—

[AUNTY EM throws off her headscarf and sunglasses, revealing her hair is made of snakes.]

[MEDUSA, spoken]
Medussssa! And your mother and I are old nemesissss... Nemesessss... We don't like each other!

[PERCY, spoken]
Annabeth, run!

[MEDUSA, spoken]
Ssssuch a brave hero. Jusssst like your father. But trusssst me, your quesssst ends here

[ENSEMBLE]
Ah

[MEDUSA laughs maniacally as PERCY swings his sword, until it finally connects and MEDUSA's head falls off.]