A Very Serious Commentary Of The Contemporary Art Of Fap

[Intro: Jeff Goldstein]
The commentary of today's session was brought to you be grape milk
Grape milk
Jake Lille
Ya'll ain't ready
Oh yeah
This is the biggest penis you've ever seen
This is the best commentary of a penis you've ever seen
Oh yeah
And I'm not kidding
Oh yeah
And the commentary's good
Ready?
I promise
Here we go

[Chorus]
Big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis
Big penis, big butt, oh yeah
Big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis
Put them together, you know what you get?
Big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis
Lots and lots and lots of yummy sex, oh yeah
Big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis
That's what we're all about here at Penis Music Collective
Big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis
Aye, oh, uh, uh, yeah, ah, aye, uh, ha, ha, ha, oh, oh
Big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, uh, sorry
Big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis
That's a banger right there
Big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis, big fat penis

[Bridge]
Uh oh
Hey what's going on
What is this?
I didn't put this in the song
Jake what did you do?
Jake did you mess with my penis song?
Jake?

Wha-
Dude what did you- (Come on man)
Is this a trap banger? (Why'd you-)
Dude, why, I am so- (grrrr)
Dude (A trap banger?)
I, I am literally the angriest person alive (Me too)
Dude, you know what? (We're both going to slap your penis)
I'm going to slap my penis all over your cheeky little nose, okay? (I'm going to slap my penis with your penis)
Over your big titties

[Verse: Lille]
Penis
Little Jake couldn't get up there today
Took a Viagra now he's here to stay
Felt a little limp so I pulled him twice
But I just kept goin' 'cause it felt so nice
Gotta keep it goin', gotta, gotta keep it goin'
Gotta keep it goin', gotta, gotta keep it goin'
Gotta keep it goin', gotta, gotta keep it goin'

[Jeff Goldstein & Lille]
Whoops! I'm done

[Jeff Goldstein]
That means I came
Aye, ooh, uh, aye, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ayo give it up for Jake that was sick
Yeah, oh yeah man
That was good

[Outro]
Hey man, uh, we gotta keep the beat going
Because
'Cause someone is still doing their thing
But this is the Penis Music Collective
You gotta let the dudes do what the dudes do
Um, give us a minute
Got like five seconds left
Ah, there we go
They, ah yeah
And that's what it feels like to finish