A Variation of Elaine

[Verse 1]
Is she ready?
A variation of Elaine
The waiting's driving me insane
I like her skin but not her brain
That's how I like Elaine

[Verse 2]
Is it happy?
The variation of Charisse
She has a nephew and a niece
I'll sign the lease but not Charisse
She's a fucking beast

[Chorus 1]
I can't get my head around modern girls
What happened to the dresses and the pearls?
And I don't mind getting a little dirty
But you gotta be kidding me

[Verse 3]
Is it ready?
The bigger version of Marie
I'd like to have some more for free
You're watching me insert my key
Inside Marie

[Chorus 2]
Now who am I gonna put my coins into?
I haven't hit tonight and baby, I must be due
And I don't mind playing a little dirty
Maybe I'll get lucky

[Bridge]
Once in a while
They come with flaws
And so I brush up on [?]
My satisfaction should be guaranteed
I got a warranty, I sent her back to the factory
She'll come back to me in a couple weeks
With a couple of tweaks

[Outro]
Is she ready?
Is she loose?
Is she a duck? Is she a goose?
Is she ready?
Is she loose?
Is she a duck? Is she a goose?