A Swell Ditty

It is now my pleasure to present, "A Swell...Ditty"
Yeah. Uhh. Let's Get it

[Verse]
[Swell Rell]
Yeah. Ayy
Let's get it
I feel like I'm the hottest (yeah)
Thats me just be honest
And when you think of rappers (what)
Just think of me the fondest (yeah)
Molded my stairs up to the top like it was some fondant (uh huh)
Swell Rell droppin again, rappers get despondent (oops)
Im over all yall biting (yeah) Go see an orthodontist (uh)
Top list of rappers. Bitch, I best be on it
I'm gliding the beat. You see me shining. Boy, I'm Silver Surfer (woo)
In me no defeat. Ain't fuckin wit me
I say that shit with fervor
Way I'm killing track after track
Surprised I ain't been charged with murder
Nuclear when I'm on the mic
When you on the mic its just a murmur
They tried to tell me that this nerd rap would amount to nothing (ha)
Boy, im Fire Marshall Bill
Let me show ya something
I'm solid like David Hayter
Think I'm no good, you a raving hater (yeah)
You is just like a vapor
Seeing you now but I won't see you later
Can you believe it yo its Swell Rell and Jon Ditty (what)
And yall done sucked for so long you gave the a game a hickey
Yeah. Uh huh. Yeah. Yeah

[Jon Ditty]
Yo, I guess this is where I'm supposed to like...talk shit or something right?
Yeah

[Verse]
[Jon Ditty]
A combination of crotchety, calm, and cultivated
Aggregated aggravation numbly tolerated
Participatory boring story’s wore me jaded
However this elevated I made it separate your measure
I’m meaning a monetization of art is not a yard promenade
The social media deceit’s a real uneven jag in your fade
Consistency that’s over time’s delayed in upping the leg
Your skills are mutually exclusive what this actually is
Commanding a reverence, whence obsequious the dick you sucked?
I’m plenty fine in extorting this dumb luck, but if you must
I guess I’m lesser, the unheralded manifested; success
Mine self-administered with fewer opportunity handouts
Lime-lit folks ain’t always worth the top of the boat
Conceited needs to hearing more of “bro, you’re not that dope.”
Be realistic who you’re talking to inflating your honor
If anyone’s asking, this feature costed $3,000

Shoutout to Swell Rell for supporting the arts
[Swell Rell]
Yessir
[Jon Ditty]
Yo, I would have, recorded this verse for free bro, but you know, you offered…
[Swell Rell]
Say what?
For real?
Got damn