Anna Kendrick
Jeremy Jordan
Anna Kendrick
Jeremy Jordan
Anna Kendrick
Jeremy Jordan
Anna Kendrick
Anna Kendrick & Jeremy Jordan
Anna Kendrick & Jeremy Jordan
Anna Kendrick
Jeremy Jordan
Anna Kendrick
Jeremy Jordan
Anna Kendrick & Jeremy Jordan
Cathy is video chatting her new husband, Jamie (she writes him in the original stage production), recounting her experiences in Ohio and the eccentric cast of people she encounters. She thinks of all the things she’d rather be doing than slaving away in Ohio, but she is holding on to the thought of...
[CATHY]
I could have a mansion on a hill
I could lease a villa in Seville
But it wouldn't be as nice as a summer in Ohio
With a gay midget named Karl playing Tevye and Porgy
I could wander Paris after dark
Take a carriage ride through Central Park
But it wouldn't be as nice as a summer in Ohio
Where I'm sharing a room with a former stripper and her snake, Wayne
I could have a satchel full of dollar bills
Cures for all the nation's ills
Pills to make a lion purr
I could be in line to be the British Queen
Look like I was seventeen
Still, I'm certain I'd prefer to be going slowly batty
Forty miles east of Cincinnati
I could shove an ice pick in my eye
I could eat some fish from last July
But it wouldn't be as awful as a summer in Ohio
Without cable, hot water, Vietnamese food
Or you
I saw your book at a Target in Kentucky
Under a sign that said, "New and Recommended."
I stole a look at your picture on the inside sleeve
And then I couldn't leave
Richard, who was with me, got uncharacteristically quiet
And he said, "All things considered, I guess you don't have to buy it."
So I smile like Mona Lisa and I lay my Visa down
He wants me, he wants me
But he ain't gonna get me.
I've found my guiding light
I tell the stars each night
"Look at me
Look at him
Son of a bitch, I guess I'm doing something right!
I finally got something right!"
No, it's not nirvana, but it's on the way
I play Anita at the matinee
Then I'll get on my knees and pray I can't state in my bio
"I'm never gonna go back to Ohio"
I could chew on tinfoil for a spell
I could get a root canal in hell
But it wouldn't be as swell
As this summer is gonna be
'Cause the torture is just exquisite
While I'm waiting for you to visit
So hurry up, schmuck
Get unstuck
And get on the scene!
Love
The midget
The stripper
Wayne the snake
And Mrs. Jamie Wellerstein!
That's me!
A Summer in Ohio was written by Jason Robert Brown.
A Summer in Ohio was produced by Richard LaGravenese & Lawrence Manchester & Kurt Deutsch.
Anna Kendrick released A Summer in Ohio on Tue Feb 10 2015.