A Strange Place (The Alezby Inn)

[Egyptian Lover talking]

Yo, I met this gorgeous chick the other night man. And she drove me to this nice motor inn. Dig it! You know what the name of this place was? The Alezby Inn

[Intro]

Why are you so damn strange? (rhythmic breathing)
What the hell is wrong with your brains? (rhythmic breathing)
Have you always been like this? (rhythmic breathing)
Why don't you try a masculine kiss? (kissing sounds)

[Hook]

She took me to
The Alez-by Inn
A weird place
The Alez-by Inn
A little strange, but i'm diggin' it
The Alez-by Inn
That's where we went
The Alez-by Inn

[Verse 1]

Don't you understand the rules?
Don't you know it ain't very kinky?
Why don't you like the other kind?
The things you do confuse my mind!
You make me call the

[Hook variation]

The Alez-by Inn
She took me to
The Alez-by Inn
A strange place
The Alez-by Inn
Weird, but I'm liking

[Verse 2]
Remember when I met you? You were oh so nice to me
Going out together to the station, things you like to see
It's alright, I say to like things, it's cool, just speak your mind
Until I've seen you with that girl, I did not know you were that kind
You fooled me at first I loved you, and everything you did
I did know that when you were younger you were a sex-spoiled kid
Nympho-maniac-tic freak, how could I be so damned blind?
Cheating on me, messing with freaks on your own damn time!
Uhhh uhhh uhhh!

[Hook Variation 2]

She took me to
The Alez-by Inn
You ought to go to
The Alez-by Inn
Creepy, but I like the
The Alez-by Inn
Spanish (?) freaks
The Alez-by Inn

I really like the
The Alez-by Inn
Yeah
The Alez-by Inn
She took me to the
The Alez-by Inn
Kinky but I dig it
The Alez-by Inn

[Rhythmic breathing]

All night long!

[Rhythmic breathing]

[Verse 3]

Girl, I'll never forget you, you were my favorite one
You were the most outrageous thing, without you I had no fun
It's sad and I'll be missing you, but go on with your life
You're the only girl I know that is going to marry a wife!
All my friends ask questions, they all know something is wrong
I'll sure hate to see their faces when they all hear this song!
I just don't understand, you are such a busy girl
Why must you date your own kind, and do this to your world
The Alex-by Inn!

[Hook]
The Alez-by Inn
That's where we went
The Alez-by Inn
Yeah she took me to
The Alez-by Inn
She took me to

[Breakdown]

[Bridge]

Alezby Inn!
Why are you so damn strange?
What the hell is wrong with your brains?
Have you always been like this!?
Why don't you try a masculine kiss?

[polyphonic loops of questions motivated by sexual angst]

(Rhythmic breathing)

[Outro]

In the beginning we were all created equal. What happened to her?