A Special Campaign Message

[Jake Hill]
Is this thing on? Haha just kidding. My fellow Americans
Jake Hill here, Josh A and I have decided to run for office in 2020, if you vote for us we promise there will be more chaos, more blood, more violence, more bombs, more destruction, and more Anarchy. We promise with your votes we can finally pledge allegiance to the Antichrist and bring thousands of scorching demons from the depths of Hell into your world. Now, we may have to take your children in the process but with the sacrifice of your child, we may be able give enough blood offering to Satan himself. Thank you, we hope to have your vote in 2020