A Song For The Little Butts

I like 'em itty bitty teeny tiny barely-bouncing butts
I prefer petite little baby buns, no if's, and's or buts
(get it)
If you got a rockin' booty hey, that's fine with me
I just wanna sing about those that you can barely see
Saw a little girl at the gym doing squats
Didn't know many but it looked like lots
Look a little closer, she was holding weights
Not like itty bitty dumbbells, more like 8's or 10's or 12's or
Ooooh G'damn she was holding 20's in each little hand
And I thought, "Maybe that's why her butt's so small"
"Melt away the fat 'til there's nothing at all" (all all all all all all)
I like 'em itty bitty teeny tiny barely-bouncing butts
I prefer petite little baby buns, no if's, and's or buts
(get it)
If you got a rockin' booty hey, that's fine with me
I just wanna sing about those that you can barely see
(you can barely see)