A Song About Birds

The woodpecker bird likes pecking wood
The bluebird's a bird that sings pretty good
Sparrows are a bird that are pretty cool ay
But the ibis is a bird that drinks bin juice all day

A crow is a bird with a heaps mad squawk
A cockatoo's a bird with a sick mohawk
Chicken is a bird that tastes good and lays eggs
And ibises are bin juice drinking dregs
A goose is a bird that's chilled like a duck
An ibis is a bird that's a picnic wrecking fuck!

Doves are birds that represent purity
Ibises wreck picnics and disrupt the community
Penguins are birds that fall in love and mate for life
But ibises love nothing cause they're dead inside!
Swan is a bird that's graceful and that
And ibises aren't birds they're feathered bin rats

It's the ibis
Bin juice drinking gronks
Yeah the ibis
Their beaks are gross and long
It's the ibis
Picnic wrecking jerks
Yeah the ibis
They're the worst birds

The condor is an awesome bird of prey
A hawk's a bird that's a cool bird ay
The eagle bird soars through the sky as it hunts
But ibises are bin juice drinking cunts
The albatross bird lives to sixty maybe older
A parrot is a bird living on a pirate's shoulder
Parrots say cool shit like "Polly want a cracker?"
But ibises just fucking come up and harrass ya

A lorikeet's a bird with a colourful jacket
Ibises can fuck off back to their home planet
A seagull's a bird that scabs hot chips
And there's only one bird that's scabbier than this

It's the ibis
They're picnic wrecking irrits
It's the ibis
I hope they don't come near us
Yeah the ibis
They're bin juice drinking jerks
It's the ibis
They're the fucken shittest birds

The ibis is a picnic wrecking burden on humanity
A dumpster diving bin chicken disrupting the community
Annoying the general public at every opportunity
Disgrace to feathered creatures bringing shame on the bird family
If there are any ibises watching this, firstly
There's no bin juice here so you can fuck off
Secondly get a job and fucken do something with your life
Sort it out you're on the road to nowhere
Go migrate to that garbage island floating in the middle of the
Pacific ocean or some shit I don't know
I'm not your dad I can't tell you how to live your life
Just stop wrecking everyone's picnics fuck

It's the ibis
Bin juice drinking cunt
It's the ibis
That's ruining your lunch
Yeah the ibis
Picnic wrecking jerks
It's the ibis
What a fucking cunt of a bird

If I was an ibis I'd go kill myself