A soap song for kermit

Rub
Rub
Rub
Rub on dee floor
Soap soap soap, gimme some more
Kermit is dee nasty boi
With de nasty kink
So
Please leave me alone with the block of Irish spring
So i can
Rub rub rub
Some
Soap soap soap on de floor
Kermit is a soapy boi
Also intellectual
Kermit has a soapy bed
When it getting sexual
Have a soap party
Grab a bar and get naughty
I am not a creep
But this may all seem unconventional
Mum cut soap for Kermit whilst
I dress in turtlenecks
I nibble bits of soap as a tasty little snack
Not all soap is good enough
They all don't hit dee spot
But if it is de right one then
Kermit loves it a lot (Chomp)
Rub
Rub
Rub
Rub on dee floor
Soap
Soap
Soap, gimme some more
Kermit is de nasty boi
With de nasty kink
Please leave me alone with Dee block Irish Spring so
I can Rub
Rub
Rub
Some Soap
Soap
Soap on dee floor
Many people try shame
What Kermit does with Irish Spring
Call me creepy weirdo
And other nasty things
But don't really care
What other people thinks cos
When it comes to soap
Carmet is the king
Rub
Rub
Rub
Rub on de floor
Soap
Soap
Soap, gimme some more
Kermit is de nasty boi
With de nasty kink
So
Please leave me alone with the block of Irish spring
So i can
Rub rub rub
Some
Soap soap soap on dee floor
Kermit is de nasty boi
With de nasty kink
So
Please leave me alone with the block of Irish spring
So i can
Rub rub rub
Some
Soap soap soap on dee floor