A.S.P.I.R.I.N

I am a patient

Who is impatient for change

I am a doctor

One who is doctored but the same

I am a Mr

Who is a mystery to most

Oh tell me what you see

You look like you've seen a ghost

Lie on my bench tell me all your problems

Get right down to the root of it all

I am your friend you can trust me always

Not at all, not at all

A.S.P.I.R.I.N

(Repeat x8)

I am a listener

Who is a listing in the sea

Like a ship in the harbour

I'm harbouring listless fantasies

And in the morning when you wake up

Well hurry up now don't be late

Some kind of reason to change your mind

Some kind of reason to celebrate

Lie on my bench tell me all your problems

Get right down to the root of it all

I am your friend you can trust me always

Not at all, not at all

A.S.P.I.R.I.N

(Repeat x8)

Your answer is aspirin for cancer

Your answer is aspirin

Your answer is aspirin for cancer

When you wake up in the morning, take some aspirin

A.S.P.I.R.I.N

(Repeat x6)