A Plan For U

A plan for you
A plan for you

Weave to the left
Bob to the right
Or you'll be a flat tire
On the freeway of life

Go get active
Change your luck
Lay with yatta-yatta’s
And treat 'em rough

Come your turkey
Drop your load
Please don't let the tin man
Get your goat

Stay horizontal
Don't look back
If you do you'll give your mom and dad
A heart attack

Check your oil
Change your mind

Keep it up
Like a pup
Your battery will go before
You know what's up

Look for a socket
Wear flesh-colored pants
Big babies go the distance
In wrap-around fat

Dig your diddle
Clean your nose
When trouble gets behind you keep your
Back door closed

Okay, so you're skinny
It’s a hard-edged game
Jelly men are weak links on the
Daisy chain

Sleep on you belly
Reach for the sky

Weave to the left
Bob to the right

Keep it up
Like a pup

All right