A Piano Weighs a Ton

I love her then I fight
Oh we have such fun
A guitar is much lighter
A piano weighs a ton

Come to me girl, run
Don't skip or walk step, run
The hard work's just begun, love
My piano weighs a ton

Don't need your hunger determining what direction
My music goes in
Or what water I dip my toes in, yeah

The love song I shall write her
Is profound as it is fun
My serendanes delight her
My piano gets it done

She says 'boy you're confusing me
I'm not sure you're the one,'
I tell her with some booze in me
My piano is my son

Noisy animals
Use their hearts for a beat
Until the music stops
And the food compels them to feast, yeah

To dance I shall invite her
At the setting of the sun
She says many things delight her
My piano isn't one

Now it's 35 years later
She's siphoned all the fun
I fucking, fucking hate her
My piano meets my gun

Don't mix your prophecies with holy water
Save them for the senator's daughter
Or whomever you put your love into

Tune out, tune in
A piano weighs a ton
Get the cargo where it needs to go
Get my vibes by the hours on the radio

Tune out, tune in
A piano weighs a ton
But it always gets the job done
I know, I'm a piano
It's a part of my [?]