A New Sense of Humour

Some people in this town where I live
Are just psychopaths
Some people in this town where I live
Are just dull
Some people in this town where I live
Have got a photograph with holes where the eyes were
Some people in this town where I live
Have got a plastic bag inside a plastic bag

[Chorus]
I want to know
Which one am I?
It's not that I don't understand
It's just I can't decide
I need to know
I wanna know
Which one am I?
And should I turn on my TV set?
And should I turn on my TV?

Some people in this town where I live
Have got some multicolored stationery
Some people in this town where I live
Get hellfire death threats through the post more than most
Some people in this town where I live
Have got four-wheel drive on the windmills of their mind
Some people in this town where I live
Just watch the cathode ray
The cathode ray

[Chorus]

[x12]
Should I turn on my TV set?

I need a new sense of humour
And someone who can pick me up
Not drag me down

[x2]
Some people could break your heart
Some people could rot your skin