A Nation Of Haircuts (Live from Guildford, 2021)

How can you ever stand tall?

[Verses 1]
God help us all
We're a nation of haircuts
How can you ever stand tall
In a nation of haircuts

We don't make ships
And we don't make cars
But we look real good
Hanging out in bars

You better never grow old
In a nation of haircuts
Or you'll be out in the cold
In a nation of haircuts

No point of view
In a nation of haircuts
Hip fashion rules
In a nation of haircuts

[Bridge]
Check your shoes
Check your hair
Last week's thing
Oh, dear

[Chorus]
And we salute you
All you groovy dudes
Yeah, we salute you
You're so fucking cool

[Verses 2]
Check your threads
Check your cred
But you better not smile
Don't move too quick
You might spoil your hairstyle

No point of view
In a nation of haircuts
Fashion rulеs
In a nation of haircuts

[Bridge]
Check your shoes
Check your hair
Looking good
Yеah

[Chorus]
And we salute you
All you groovy dudes
Yeah, we salute you
You're so fucking cool

[Verses 3]
You got to drink the right drink
In a nation of haircuts
(a nation of haircuts)

You better watch what you think
In a nation of haircuts
(a nation of haircuts)

No point of view
In a nation of haircuts
(a nation of haircuts)

Fashion rules
In a nation of haircuts
(a nation of haircuts)

[Outro]
A nation of haircuts
A nation of haircuts
A nation of haircuts
A nation of haircuts

I said a Keith Richard, not a Cliff Richard