A Mouse Like Me

Hm Gosh, just look at all these old photos

Oh Mickey, oh you certainly done a lot of interesting things

What you doin' in that one Mickey!

Ridin' on a rollercoaster
Sailing on a boat across the sea
Here you are in Honolulu
Resting by a big palm tree

Drove a cart through a raging blizzard
Took a steamboat down a river
Clean the gears of old Big Ben
When I had to golf I dressed in spends

Won an Oscar
Climbed a mountain
With a feather in my cap

Directed a band with big brass buttons
In a tornado kept conducting

All this opportunity
Was lucky for a mouse like me
You were the captain of the space patrol
The driver of a Model T

Aha, that was a pretty bumpy ride you know?

Chased by a grizzly
Kicked by kicked by a mule
Wandered through the Sherwood Forest
With a band of Merry Men

Here I'm a knight in shining armor
Wrestled with a rope and didn't win
Chased a chicken 'round the barnyard
Haven't lost your famous grin
That brave little tailor might be violent
Got discouraged and slew the giant

All this opportunity
Was lucky for a mouse like me
Like he!
I'll try anything once or twice
That's the kind of kid I am
I don't know what I'm doin'
But your doin' real good
You're handsome, brave, and awfully nice

A mouse like you will always come out smellin' like a roast!
Rode a camel through the desert
I was a soldier, was a king
A big game hunter on safari
You did almost everything
I was apprentice to a sorcerer
Tried a spell, but would've been worser

All this opportunity
Was lucky for a mouse
Who wrote with a quill
And cooked on a grill?
I did all that?

All this opportunity
Was lucky for a mouse like he
Was lucky for a mouse like me