A Monster’s Holiday

[Intro]
Hu-hu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

[Verse 1]
On Transylvania's finest beach
The Dragula came to a screech
Out came the Count and all his brides
And the sun was not to fear
'Cause on their bodies they began to smear
Sunblock six thousand, sixty-nine
Frankenstein had just arrived
And for a ghoul not quite alive
He made a great sandcastle with his dead man's hands
Then a sandworn caught is eye
And when the fella went slidin' by
The House of Usher sunk into the sand

[Chorus]
Ain't it great that even monsters get a day
That puts a jagged smile on every face?
And they're havin' a scream
'Cause it's always Halloween
On a monster's holiday

[Verse 2]
The bride of Frankenstein was there
And with the lightning from her hair
Powered up the DJ booth and tiki lights
Then the mummy spun a tune
While the phantom played a fugue
Grim grinning ghosts came out to socialize
The creature from the Black Lagoon
Was surfin' underneath the moon
Wolfie howled, "You better catch a wave real soon"
Godzilla waved his tail
And then they all began to wail
They were blown away by the tsunami monsoon
(Oo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, wipeout)

[Chorus]
Scarin' is great but even monsters need a break
We all need a spooky getaway
And they're lettin' off steam
'Cause everyday is Halloween
On a monster's holiday

[Verse 3]
From the trees came jungle drums
That awakened mighty Kong
He and a white zombie did the Monster Mash
They were followed by Doctor Moreau
With his monster men in tow
There has never been a bash
These beast-men couldn't crash

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 4]
The villagers came from the town
Dracula began to frown
Their pitchforks and torches made the wolfman mad
But then they started making S'mores
For every monster in the horde
And Franky said "Fire not so bad"

[Chorus]
Ain't it great that even monsters get a day
That puts a jagged smile on every face
And they're havin' a scream
'Cause it's always Halloween
On a monster's holiday
Scarin' is great, but even monsters need a break
We all need a spooky getaway
And they're lettin' off steam
'Cause everyday is Halloween
On a monster's holiday
On a monster's holiday
On a monster's holiday