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[Skit: Sophie Forrer & Voicemail Bot]
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Hey James, I, uhh, wanted to call you because I'm lowkey kinda, puzzled? Umm, I saw on your Instagram that you're working on an album. Why would you wanna do that? Like, you should be worried about actual first world problems, but you wanna make an album?That's honestly sooo lame dude, like, that's honestly so stereotypical that you wanna be some type of hip-hop rapper man, thinking you're the voice of the youth or something. Ohh, Call mе back if you ever get this if you'rе not being all, spiritual lyrical miracle or something, Bye

*Hangs up*