A Man and a Half

Let me tell you, baby
I sure know how to please a woman, yes I do now
Now I can make you feel better
Than you ever felt before, yes I can now

Now when I start lovin'
Women hate for me to stop
A whole lot of men
Envy me for what I got

Ow, I'm a man and a half, that's what I am
A man and a half
Now look here

When I walk
The birds and the bees stop lovin' and look at me now
Look here, when I talk
The whole wide world listen to my words now, huh

I'm a man like any other man
I say without a doubt
Wow, what makes me different
Is the hand that knocks women out

I'm a man and a half
I'm two wrapped up in one
No brags, just facts

Only once in a lifetime
A man like me comes along
Shakespeare wrote poems about me
Even before I was born

Thunder gave me a lift
And lightnin' knocked on your door
Your chance in a lifetime, woman
Might not happen no more

To be loved by a man and a half, hey
That's what I am, now look here

Now me and a camel went across the desert
And there was no one in sight, let me tell y'all one thing
The camel died tryin'
But your man and a half is here lovin' you tonight

Good God, I'm a man and a half, uh
M-a-n, hey
Oh Lord, baby
M-a-n