A Little Versatility

[BETTY BOOP]
For those who still remember me as Juliet
My next few roles are bound to disconcert
But please don't turn your back upon yours truly yet
A little versatility never hurt

Today I am a Cowgirl
The fastest gun in the West
Doing what a gal and her trusty gun do best
Heading off to cutthroat
And his bloodthirsty gang
Rescuing the Sheriff they were fixing to hang
Putting my Cowgirl know-how to the test

Another day, another story
Where I hold fifty crooks captive in a quarry
Well Shakespeare's fine but
When you're getting down in the dirt
A little versatility never hurt
I said a little versatility never hurt

And now I'm flying biplanes somewhere East of Bombay
On a secret mission for the good old U.S. of A
German pilots cannot take their eyes off my face
I shoot them down, save India, and head back to base
Picking up a few more medals on the way

Another day, another story
Risking death, for honor and/or glory
Nothing like a flying ace that still knows how to flirt
Ooh
A little versatility never hurt
I said a little versatility never hurt

I'm may be one of Hollywood's "it" girls
But when is there trouble afoot (?)
This tiny tornado in spit curls
Goes add it to the trouble (?)
Add it to the trouble
Add it to the trouble's caput

Whenever there is injustice
I will stand my ground and fight
Fearless in the face of mortal danger day and night
Everywhere my enemies are ready to pounce
But this is where a woman's way of thinking counts
Doing whatever works to make things right

Another day, another mission
With a woman's rises(?) ammunition
When there is calamity her talent can avert
A little versatility never hurt
I said a little versatility never hurt

So take a tip from one of those "it" girls
As they say on the set "do your bit girl"
We can save the world
In trousers or a skirt
A little versatility never hurt
I said a little versatility never hurt
A little versatility never hurt
A little versatility never hurt